(http://d3pr5r64n04s3o.cloudfront.net/073_Creative_Requirements/how_the_client_described_it.jpg)
"That's the wrong shade of black."
;D
http://clientsfromhell.net/
Client: "I'm afraid I can't afford the monthly figure at the moment."
ME: "Oh no - that's hourly."
CLIENT: "I could get a stripper for that!"
ME: "If she's as good with Photoshop as I am, then she is the better deal."